The combination of guns, gallons of multiple coloured fluids splashing against the screen and some o’ worst ( by worst I mean best!) special effects ever to hit the big screen. Well, actually a lot these movies probably never really made it to the big screen. These genre bending flicks deserved ta’ be recognized…  

5. Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988):

     • Just read the name again and tell me you don’t want to see this movie

Director: Steven Chiodo (Nothing else really) 

Description: Finally the truth about clowns is out! Beneath their smirky sinister grins and wildly patterned clothes are clever killers from out of this world. The “juxtaposition of their toy-store arsenal and malevolent intent proves to be a tasty combination” (Los Angeles Times) in this killer entertainment that will leave you fearing these big-top creatures for good. A spaceship looking like a circus tent lands in a field near a small town, signaling the attack of deviant, red-nosed, balloon-twisting psychos from another world who plan to annihilate by turning people into cotton candy! Luckily, the town’s teen citizenry decides to fight back and teach the cosmic bozos a lesson. But these klowns are no klutzes, turning popcorn, peanuts and caramel corn into playful but deadly weapons of madcap destruction and mayhem!

4. Feast (2006):

     • One liners, Guns and Henry Rollins. One of the best intro scenes I have seen in years. 

Director:  John Gulager (Feast 2)

Description: At a rural bar, a motley bunch of patrons struggle to survive a ravenous family of flying beasts bent on devouring every last one of them.

3. Dead Alive (1993):

     • Zombie baby!! (literally)

Director: Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings)

Description: On a quiet street in a small town pure evil has come to stay. An innocent young man forced to care for his domineering mother finds the task a whole lot more demanding after shes bitten by the cursed sumatran rat-monkey.

2. Dawn of the Dead (1979):

     • Driving through a mall and zombies!

Director:  Goerge A. Romero (Night of the Living Dead)

Description: Citizens blockade themselves into a mall while experts and leaders beg the populace to destroy dead relatives. Destroy them before they can arise as zombies! 

1. Evil Dead 2 (1987):

     • Bruce Campbell, the best damn actor of all time.

Director: Sam Raimi (Spider-Man)

Description: Ash (Bruce Campbell), the sole survivor of The Evil Dead, continues his struggle with the forces of the dead. With his girlfriend possessed by demons and his body parts running amok, Ash is forced to single-handedly battle the legions of the damned as the most lethal — and groovy — hero in horror movie history!

note: the description for these movies has been provided by amazon.com 

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